I tried to get to the options, but some weird number riddle was in the way. Because when you’re fucked up enough, technology doesn’t make sense. Dig a hole? Sure. Catch a fish? Okay. Pee on a rock? Why not. How about: enter a 4-digit passcode on a tappy-tap screen to unlock this glowing surface full of symbols? Under these conditions, a phone seems like a light-up rectangle puzzle from an alternate dimension.
