The Mark of Athena (Heroes of Olympus, #3)

by Rick Riordan

She’d secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old.

She loved him first AAAAAAAAAAAA

‘On the bright side,’ Percy said, ‘both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.’

Amen

Hazel averted her eyes, as if Leo made her nervous.

I forgot about that problem

‘Yeah, but … I could have killed you.’ ‘Or I could have killed you,’ Percy said. Jason shrugged. ‘If there’d been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.’ ‘I don’t need an ocean –

Percy would have killed him for sure

The other demigods stared at their plates, except for Percy, who continued to enjoy his pizza.

He's like " oh no might die; whats new? "

Percy

OH HELL YEAH

– Very Important Prisoners!’

I give it five mins they're gone

Valdez! Maybe if you hadn’t been staring into Hazel’s eyes, holding hands for so long –’ ‘What?’ Frank yelped.

Well both of them are dead

‘Who are you?’ Percy demanded. ‘What do you want?’

Why do i have a feeling its black beard

‘Behold!’ Percy shouted. ‘The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!’ The dolphin-men began to panic.

Now this is an instant classic

At that moment, the chamber groaned and the cavern ceiling exploded in a blast of fiery light.

OH HELL YEAH GO GET YOUR WIFE

but the statue’s glowing aura acted like a force field, and the car bounced off. Unfortunately, it fell straight towards Annabeth.

Tell me why i laughed

he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness.

And this is where the book should have ended