The Gravedigger’s Son (Charley Davidson, #13.6)

by Darynda Jones

If my calculations are correct, I can retire five years after I die.

I’m 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%.

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath, I’m chalant as fuck.

This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than expected.

Visited hell. Crazy shit went down. Not allowed back.

Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them.