Charming as a Verb

by Ben Philippe

The dogs help my mood because dogs were designed by a benevolent universe to help with moods.

“Man, small talk is not your forte, huh?” “I don’t believe in it as a lifestyle choice, no.”

“What exactly are you apologizing for? I’ve found that people, men specifically if we’re being honest, really like to apologize,” she says. “Four syllables that cover everything and prevent any introspection or itemization. So I’m asking: what are you sorry for in this instance?”

“I don’t think he knows yet either, but he’s starting to figure it out. They’re all still so young, but at the same time, they’re there, y’know? They’re fully made. It’s a hell of a thing to see. We just have to watch and steer when we can.”