Charming as a Verb
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TO THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY SYSTEM AND ALL THE BREAKUPS I’VE EAVESDROPPED ON WHILE RIDING.
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😂😂😂
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“Ming was already coming with me,” I say. “Besides, I’m not leaving my best friend behind to train you in the lost art of socializing. Ming’s not optional.”
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Right! Why would he ditch his friend?
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“Exactly!” I say. “Cori doesn’t even have access to that unhinged level of psychosis.
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Lmaoo unhinged
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She stops and blinks a few times as we settle in line at the halal cart. It seems to be a thing that she does a lot. “Um, how did we get on this topic?” “I asked how your week has been so far. That was about twelve months ago.”
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“So, you’ll come with me to Marvyn’s?” she asks hopefully. “So I can get my freak on?”
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Lmao please
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“I don’t have to do a damn thing except stay Black, pay my taxes, and die, honey.”
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Not even tryna pay those tbh lol
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And that’s what I’m going to do.
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Omg Henri please don't
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After a breath, I ignore the bile in my stomach and focus on steadying my hand from shaking, removing it from the mouse, one finger at a time. It’s done.
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Now what if they reply? She's going to say she never sent that and will know its you
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Oh, my God. It worked. It’s not an in, but it’s close. Closer than I’ve ever been.
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Oh wow! They emailed back quick!
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“I said I was sorry already! God! You want to go to Columbia that badly, go fill out a fucking application and see how easy it is!”
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You cursed around your parents a couple times already and now you're cursing your dad out? Whew
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My family name ☺️
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Dehydrated people can get a heart attack if they’re given too much water too quickly. That’s how I feel right now.