He is only saying that because he has taken the pills, the good son. He’s like one of those before-and-afters. Before he started taking pills, he barely gave a shit about himself. Now he’s somehow convinced some poor woman to marry him and have his child. I have to admit they worked for him, the pills. They take the edge off, he’s always saying. People are always saying this, like edges are bad, but really where would we be without them? Ask Bono.

