Through it all, a little voice in the back of her mind kept saying, ‘Ohhh, you got a job, though. That’s pretty good, isn’t it?’ It was. A second voice kept trying to butt in with, ‘Yeah, but look where it is. I mean, you’re working for an appalling human being who screams abuse at everyone and just shot himself in the foot.’ To counter this, the first voice began singing ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream.

