‘Also, there’s been a panda on the moon.’ ‘I see. And how did it get there?’ ‘I’m glad you asked.’ ‘At least one of us is.’ ‘I’ve narrowed it down to one of three possibilities. One: Chinese space programme experiment.’ ‘Makes sense.’ ‘Two: the moon is actually where pandas come from, and the question should be how did they get to Earth.’ ‘Ahhh, interesting.’ ‘Or three: stag do.’
