‘OK. Well, I vote for chocolate Bourbons, then.’ ‘Are you insane!’ ‘What? They’re nice.’ ‘Exactly. Too nice. We cannot have people enjoying the biscuits too much – then the timewasters will keep coming back every month. We will be overrun!’ ‘Digestives, then?’ ‘We are not trying to insult people either. Damn it, there will be complaints, but I am going to get ginger nuts again. It is a good, God-fearing biscuit, but nobody is crossing a road to get one.’
