Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

by Lindy West

Man, can you imagine if you sacrificed your life and legacy to save humanity, and then just twenty-five years later, they elected motherfucking Donald Trump to be the president?

Keanu would never “shoot the hostage,” unless the “hostage” was a Hog-piece-of-shit-republican-governor Opening States Too-soon Against-COVID-19 Guidelines-in-order-to Exterminate-the-poor!

Is Speed an allegory for the twenty-first-century GOP????? I hope so because at the end Dennis Hopper is decapitated to death by a subway lamp!