The School for Good and Evil: The Complete 6-Book Collection

by Soman Chainani

and delivered a swift, loud fart.

Sophie tackled Agatha. “YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!” To everyone

Sophie ATTACKED. Because she’s a villain

Slowly a big black wolf rose from shadows, twice the size of all the other wolves. But this one had a human’s body with a thick, hairy chest, sinewy arms, bulging calves, and massive feet. The Beast cracked open a scroll of parchment and read in a deep growl.

Smut has ruined me.

NOOOOOOO! she just murdered the hot wolf

leaving him and his father alone.

Well that’s because he’s morrigans son. Incest is a game the whole family can play.

do.” “I do.”

Jesus Sophie is a useless twat with 0 redemption

Bro what?! She’s like 14

Not gonna lie, I like that the movie adaptation casted these characters to be black. There are TOO MANY white people in this story.

“Let’s say you free the Storian against all odds.”

Are the princesses gay now? This just got more interesting

“Death to Boys!”

Wait … so they would rather ruin EVERYONES chance at happily ever after, all because of this? Like… I get it, you don’t like men, but they are a necessary evil. You can’t self procreate.

Without boys, LIFE HAS NO POINT!”

She’s not gay

touching his lips to hers. . . .

So is this a trans thrupple now?

“Then kiss me, Sophie, and do not break it,”

Gross mom

“It’s just . . . those first two years, we were chasing the idea of being together, rather than actually being together. I got to know Filip better than I ever got to know you: staying up past curfew together, stealing lamb chops from the Supper Hall, or even just sitting on a rooftop and talking—you know, about our families or what we’re afraid of or what kind of pie we like. Doesn’t matter how it all turned out, really. . . . He was my first real friend.”