“We’re taking you to Colorado, near Aspen, where Grandpa has a lodge available for us to use. There will be snow and fireplaces, Christmas trees and presents. Ski lessons and snowman building. And just the five of us—no parents, no school, no annoying bitches or assholes allowed.” “You think he realizes he might be cutting himself off there with that last one?” Jake asked in a not-so-quiet voice.
