“I didn’t really see you with a guy,” Brooke went on, “but I guess a het relationship would have its pros. Not that I know why you’d opt for a guy when there are perfectly good women around, but I’m biased.” “Well, it wouldn’t be a het relationship, would it?” I asked. “Because I’m not straight.” “No, obviously. That’s not what I meant. I just mean you wouldn’t have to deal with homophobic bullshit.” “Yeah, I know what you meant.” But it still didn’t sit right.