Ginger Devil

by T.M. Shivener

Clearing my throat, “Do you happen to know where my dress from last night is?” He laughs and points towards the TV stand. “Over there...last night was great, Callie.” I puff, “Well, I’m glad one of us remembers,”

“When you get off in the morning, I’ll be waiting with coffee and doughnuts to hear all about him!” She smiles a grin from ear to ear. I frown, “Okay.” I don’t remember much, so it must not have been that great.

Lololol

Let’s face it, even if you love your job, there are days you just don’t want to go in and adult.

I know I’m gonna have to talk to Ronnie about Gannon but really there isn’t anything to talk about. I mean… he was a one-night stand that I don’t care to repeat. I’m promising myself now that I am going to stay away from men for a while; no need to end up with another Joel.

Famous last words

“So, nothing, another one I won’t be seeing again. I am swearing off men.” “Calliope, swearing off men, haha.” Laughing, she takes a seat at the bar.

“I’d love for you to take me home,” he says, raising his eyebrows in a seductive way that just looks creepy. I don’t care because he handed over the keys.

I save his number under Ginger Devil, and then go into my settings on my iPhone and turn my airdrop setting to contacts only.

all I can concentrate on is green eyes and red hair. I also really want to know what he’s like in bed. People who are attempting to stay celibate shouldn’t be having such thoughts.

“You know you want to go, just give him our address. It’d be good for you to go on an actual date where the guy picks you up from home and not from the bar.”

Lmfao

I look at her and give her the signal through my eyes that says, ‘he isn’t really mine, but we are here together so please avert your eyes to someone else’. What is wrong with me? I’m already acting like a jealous girlfriend.

This is great, and I’m really enjoying looking at his now sweaty body, but I’ll never be able to get off from this angle. I nudge him over so I can get on top.

“Let’s hurry up and eat then.” He turns me to face him. “I want to see how it feels to be inside you on the living room rug.” ***

Last night was… amazing, but I’m not gonna lie, my body wasn’t ready for the sex escapade this weekend ended up being. All my girl parts are raw, and I hate to tell him, but I need a break from his ‘friend’.

‘Here, honey, I know I sheltered you as best I could but have fun going to a job you hate, have fun being lonely, have fun being in debt, and have super fun being depressed.’ Adulting sucks.

I like to come to the zoo as much as anyone else, but I do feel bad for the animals being cooped up in cages,

They were pissed because right before everything happened, they had asked for a Sprite, and I didn’t bring it to them. I was fucking saving someone else’s life but whatever. I apologized for forgetting and then I went and got them TWO-FUCKING-SPRITES.

“I’m not wearing any panties, and you are turning me on. Please stop before I ignite into flames right here in front of everybody.”

Forehead kisses are my favorite.

I turn to tell Jensen that I’m ready to leave, and he gets down on one knee. He. Gets. Down. On. One. Knee. “Calliope, I’d like to make you an honest woman. Would you be my wife?” He opens the small box in his hand.

“You should get used to me embarrassing you because I look forward to embarrassing you every day for the rest of our lives!” And then he kisses me in front of hundreds of strangers.