My favorite Non-statement is “I want to say.” “What time is that plane coming in…?” “I want to say… nine o’clock…?” “You want to say? Well, congratulations, I think you said it. What’s the name of the guy we’re supposed to pick up?” “I want to say… Karl.” “So, we have no chance of finding this person?” “Not to the best of my knowledge.” “Well, you never know. Time will tell. We’ll see what happens.”