Why are your friends so annoying? These are the people you have chosen to be with. And yet, you cannot stand them. “Who’s going? How do we get there? When do we leave? Where is it again? Which car? My car? Your car? One car? Two cars? Your car’s too small. We can squeeze. Pick me up? Pick you up? It’s on the way. It’s the opposite direction. What time is the show?