We just came back from a nice family vacation. Or what I like to call, “Let’s pay a lot of money to go fight in a hotel. Let’s fight on bikes. Let’s use profanity on a pristine white sand beach. Let’s get abusive on a water slide. Let’s have a blowout screaming match at a complimentary continental breakfast. Let’s fight about how well behaved those other children seem to be. I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night with $12 minibar cashews, trying to hit the other guests in the head?” When we take a trip, it’s six days and seven nights of scapegoating, mutiny, exploiting the
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