I also love the sign, “As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel.” Well, let me earn my wings every day. Sorry I forgot to bring my toilet-bowl brush with me. When did this Brotherhood of Passengers get started? “Did they lose your luggage? Here, take mine. We’re all passengers together. By the way, was that bathroom clean enough for you? I couldn’t find the Comet or I would’ve had that crapper gleaming.”
