Parents Look Like I’m wearing contact lenses now but I wore glasses at the age of 10. I thought I had to get glasses because I couldn’t tell what my parents looked like. I’d ask my mother for money and she’d always say, “What do I look like, a bank?” “Do I look like I’m made of money to you?” The truth is, when you’re a kid your parents are the bank. Where else am I going to get money? Am I going to walk into Chase Manhattan? They’re going to say, “What do I look like, your mother?” “Beat it, four eyes…”
