All awards are stupid. Every real estate office has some Five Star President’s Award plaque. Every hotel check-in has some Gold Circle Service thing. Every car salesman is a Platinum Jubilee Winner. And it’s all a big jerk-off. The hotel stinks. The real estate person is stupid. And the only thing the car salesman is good at is ripping you off. Because the awards don’t mean a god damn thing. They’re all stupid.
