Professional football. To me the hardest part of being a professional football player is on the one hand you’re a millionaire. On the other, they blow a whistle and you have to run around after a football. To me, the whole idea of being a millionaire is, somebody throws a football at me. Maybe I catch it. Maybe I don’t. I would think you get someone to hand you the football at that point. “Here you go, sir, that’s another touchdown for you. Would you like a fresh squeezed orange juice before the next play?”
