Old People Drive I just can’t drive around there. Old people drive slow, they sit low. That’s their motto. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. And the left turn signal on from when they left the house that morning. That’s a legal turn in Florida, by the way. It’s called an Eventual Left. You can signal this week, then turn any following year of your life. What is the age when old people decide that when they back out of a driveway, they’re not looking anymore? You know how they do that? They just go, (Looking forward. Puts the car in
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