Nobody wants any amount less than “EXTRA-STRENGTH.” “EXTRA-STRENGTH” is actually the absolute minimum we will accept at this point. You can’t even get “STRENGTH.” “STRENGTH” is not available. They don’t even make “STRENGTH” anymore. Some people are not satisfied with “EXTRA.” They want “MAXIMUM.” “I want ‘MAXIMUM-STRENGTH.’ I am in a tremendous amount of pain. Give me… the MAXIMUM ALLOWABLE HUMAN DOSAGE. Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit.”
