And how about the professional wrestling referee? There’s a great job. You’re a referee in a sport with no rules of any kind. How do you screw that up? The referee is kind of like Larry of the Three Stooges. You don’t really need him, it just wouldn’t be the same without him. They must get these guys from the same place the Harlem Globetrotters get their refs. There must be this whole school where they teach you to just kind of run around and not notice anything. They sit you down. Show you the rubout scene from St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. If you don’t see anything illegal going on, you’re
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