What is the problem that we can’t have a regular faucet in an airport bathroom? That they will not give us a “twist-it-on, twist-it-off” human-style faucet? Is that too risky for the general population? Too dangerous? “We better install the one-handed, spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass Alcatraz-style faucets.” Those ones where you have to go, “Hey, I got a little water there. Oo—a couple drops.” What is it that they think we would do with a faucet? Turn them all on full? Run out into the parking lot, laughing,
