When people mention weather, I cannot pretend to care. I cannot keep the conversation going. “Can you believe this weather?” “Yes, I can.” “Do you think it’s going to stay like this?” “No—I don’t.” Indoors stays the same. Go there. People can’t believe the weather, these are the same people who can’t believe the time. “Is it 3 o’clock already? I can’t believe it’s 3 o’clock.” “Well, it is. Every day at this time it’s 3 o’clock.” Can’t believe the time. Can’t believe the temperature. Why don’t you hang out in front of the bank sign all day? Every time it changes you can go, “Incredible. Another
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