Sneezing Driving The thing that unnerves me most when I’m driving is when I’ve got to sneeze. Because you know you’re going to have to close your eyes for that split second. And I’m afraid when I open them up, things may be different. Like instead of looking at all taillights, it’s all headlights. But there’s nothing you can do. You’ve just got to take that one last look and go, “Don’t anybody move!” “Aaaaahhh…”
