It was probably a janitor going by with a broom that went, (walking by sweeping, then stops) “Just put some chocolate on it, you morons. Stop punishing people. I work here and I prefer Raisinets myself. I like the little ‘shuka-shuka’ sound they make when you shake the box, because they’re not all stuck together inside. So I don’t have to crook my finger like the Wicked Witch of the West to get them out. It’s just chocolate. It’s not heroin. No one’s going to have an issue with it. Just melt it. Dip it. Sell it.” And that is how a humble custodial worker became the President and Chief
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