Is This Anything?

by Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage Happy The key to marriage of course, is to make the other person happy. That’s what I tell all my guy friends. “Make your woman happy.” You? You’re not going to be happy and that’s good. Because that cuts your work in half. Now we’re down to one person that we have to worry about keeping so god damn happy. You think men want to be happy? We don’t even know what it is. We don’t care what it is. We’ve never experienced it. And couldn’t be less interested in it. What men want is to do whatever the hell stupid thing it is that we’re doing, and if you could please just leave me the hell alone and let me do it, I think we’ll both be a lot happier. And ladies, this is the thing about men you have to understand, we’re not really ever happy or unhappy. We’re just guys. Men just do what we have to do until someone comes up to us and says, “Hey, come here. I got something else for you to do.” We go, “Okay,” and then we do that.