The Involuntary Luge The luge is another great Olympic event. It’s on the bobsled run. But there’s no sled. It’s just Bob. I think it’s the only sport I’ve ever seen that if you had people competing in it against their will, it would be basically the same thing. If they were just grabbing people off the street. (fighting back) “Hey, hey, hey… I don’t want to be in that.” Then strap them to the thing and shoot them down the course. We would have no way of knowing. He’s got the helmet on, so we wouldn’t hear the screaming. “Sorry, buddy, you’re in the luge.” World record. Didn’t even want to do
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