Cookies Different foods affect you at different times of day. Cookies wait for night. I’ve never seen a cookie in the morning. I don’t know where they are. Cookies know in the morning, you are strong, they are weak. At night you are weak, they are strong. That’s why most cookies are round, because this is a face-to-face confrontation. You can almost feel their little chocolate chip eyes on you. Something happens between 9:00 and 11:30… You’re talking to someone, their face turns into a cookie. You look away, the clock is a cookie. The moon is a cookie. Cookie companies make cookies seem very
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