And of course, Twitter. Tweeting, of course, was originally invented by birds in trees. “Phoo-weet Phoo-weet,” that was the first Tweet. It meant “sex, worms, sex, worms.” Hashtag, #rocksmyworld As humans we were so impressed with this form of communication we decided, “Why should birds be the only ones dropping an annoying series of small daily turds upon the earth? We can do it too.”
