I have never felt concerned when these little kids would hurt themselves while they are in my home. “Well, sure you’re crying, you just drove your head into the side of that television set. … That was the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen, by the way. No hesitation. You lowered your melon head and went right into it. That’s a very valuable lesson you just received. You learned, Dumb = Pain. You’re going to be learning this many, many times in your life, I have a feeling. Because when you’re dumb, life hurts.”