“Right. Yeah, so, I’m fucking with him to send him into a jealous rage that will force him to tell her how he feels and therefore make her listen and forgive him and then they can be endgame, happily ever after and all that shit. I expect to be best man - sorry dude but Lancey is gonna love me the most when I’m through here and you’ll be relegated to groomsman, or maybe page boy. You could get a cute little bowtie and shit though.”
