Fated Throne (Zodiac Academy, #6)

by Caroline Peckham

“Woah, hold the fuck on - you’re a guy?” I balked, but it actually did make a lot of sense now I thought about it. “Is this your fucking surprise?” Holy shit, maybe this is my way out. I can’t impregnant a man. Her big ass foot suddenly slammed into my chest and knocked me flying back against the table beyond the foot of the bed. “What the fuck?” I roared at her, my temper fraying as she melted the ice restraints off of her arms and rolled over. But instead of finding Mildred there, I found fucking Gabriel, grinning at me like some crazy asshole as he removed the illusion spells he’d put in place to make himself look like Mildred. “Hey, husband,” he teased, gripping the front of the wedding dress and ripping it right down the front so that he could climb out of it. “Were you really about to fuck me without even telling me you loved me?” “What...how...I just married you!” “Not quite,” he disagreed. “I’m already married more than enough, though it’s sweet you thought it was a possibility.” He waved his wedding ring at me, and I just stared in confusion as my brain tried to catch up to my eyes. “I don’t understand,” I growled, trying to figure this out, was I not married? Holy fucking shit, was that possible?

I JUST SNORTEF OUT LOUD LMGAOOOO