My dog is ten times as fast as me even though she’s tiny, and I’m guessing it’s because she has twice as many legs as me, so does that mean that centipedes are a billion times faster than dogs? Because I’ve seen them before and they don’t seem fast. Unless I’m only seeing them when they’re really tired. Like maybe they’re so fast you can’t even see them, and that’s why you never see fast centipedes, because we only see them when they’re totally winded. Maybe that’s why they’re so creepy. Because deep down we know that they’re faster than the speed of light. Maybe the sound of thunder is just
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