He stares up at me through the narrow opening and smiles. “Change the world,” he says just as an invisible blast knocks him to the ground.
Author Rachel McClellan might want to call her cousin Pookie and ask for his lawyer's number because it's straight to the pen for this one! Not like she can use them there anyway, right? Hey Rachel, since you like to write so much, write us a referral for the therapy we're going to need after this loss. Write us a check for tomorrow's shift we have to take a mental health day for now. Write your financial advisor a reminder to Venmo everyone $30 for the gas they'll be using to return this book because she wants to PLLAAAYYY on the gd PAGES! Start writing your letter to the prison board in hopes of an early release so we can APPEAL that shit! You want to wait 18 chapters......18 CCCCCHHHHHHAAAAAPPPPTTTTTEEEERRRRS ...to kill this man off?!?!?!
"Change the world" *bombastic side eye*
You have 18 days.
Reparations WILL be recieved.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
