“Where've you been anyway?” I asked Skop. “Oh, erm, the water nymphs in the pool don't have any clothes on. I got a bit distracted.” “Right. You were so glad to see me alive that you only ogled some naked women for half an hour before coming to talk to me.” “Exactly. That's a pretty big deal. Half an hour of breasts is really not long enough to truly appreciate them.” “Huh.” “Especially when there are many breasts. In fact, now that I have ensured your safety I might just go back and check on them again.” “Check on the many breasts?” I repeated. “Yes.” “See you later,” I sighed, and he trotted
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