Defining the Rules (The Dating Playbook #3)
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“You want a Coke?” “The powdered variety or the drink?”
katy
😂
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“How was physical therapy?” he asks. “Comparable to getting a blowjob from a girl with the mouth of a piranha.”
katy
Omg Arlo!
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“Are you always this cranky? Or are you not a morning person?” he asks. “This is me being cheerful,” I deadpan.
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Perhaps I just haven’t been putting myself in the right position to allow enough good things to happen lately.
katy
Ooooooor only good things happen when she's around? 😉
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I make it only a few more steps before Jade comes into view. “Just a friend, huh?” Before I can respond, she turns on her heel and stalks away.
katy
Bitch! YOU broke up with HIM over a month ago! He owes you NOTHING! Olivia got IMPALED and what? He's just supposed to act like that didn't happen at all and not help her just because his ex decided he's worth talking to again?! You couldn't find any other husband propects so you decided to go crawling back to Arlo only to get mad he's continued tp live his life?! Fuck out of here!
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Jade: They had each other and a hundred other people who could have helped. You chose them over me. Don’t you get that?
katy
This bitch is fucking crazy! 😂
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“I understand we have to slay our own dragons sometimes, but if you want my help, I’m a pretty big fucking shield.”
katy
GAH 😍
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Liv: Way to pussy up.
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I don’t admit to them that I’ve begun sleeping with my bedroom door propped open because otherwise, Juliet spends the better half of the night reaching her paws through the small gap under my door and crying.
katy
I die when they do that 😍
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“He’s not going to have the patience to deal with me and my baggage of crazy.” “Pretty sure he’s been offering to help you carry that bag.”
katy
Yeah Rose! 👀
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“This must have taken you forever.” He shrugs casually. “You’re worth forever.”