“Can you close your eyes? I’m not sure this is going to be my most graceful moment. I feel like I’m going to flash the entire neighborhood.” “If there’s a chance of seeing your underwear, there’s no way I’m looking away.” She cocks her eyebrow, her lips pursing as determination flattens her brow. She grips the fabric in one hand and raises a foot, balancing it on my truck, exposing a high heel and her bare leg up to her thigh. Fuck me.