The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

by Brandon Sanderson

“Brightlord Sadeas,” Wit said, taking a sip of wine. “I’m terribly sorry to see you here.” “I should think,” Sadeas said dryly, “that you would be happy to see me. I seem always to provide you with such entertainment.” “That is unfortunately true,” Wit said. “Unfortunately?” “Yes. You see, Sadeas, you make it too easy. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.” “Really, Elhokar,” Sadeas said. “Must we put up with this … creature?” “I like him,” Elhokar said, smiling. “He makes me laugh.” “At the expense of those who are loyal to you.” “Expense?” Wit cut in. “Sadeas, I don’t believe you’ve ever paid me a sphere. Though no, please, don’t offer. I can’t take your money, as I know how many others you must pay to get what you wish of them.” Sadeas flushed, but kept his temper. “A whore joke, Wit? Is that the best you can manage?” Wit shrugged. “I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.”