Bluebeard
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Read between November 10 - December 4, 2022
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Paul Slazinger says, incidentally, that the human condition can be summed up in just one word, and this is the word: Embarrassment.
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And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.
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“I can’t get over how passionate you guys are, and yet so absolutely unserious.” “Everything about life is a joke,” I said. “Don’t you know that?”
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“Does it have a title?” she said. “Yes,” I said, and I gave it a title on the spot, one as long as the title Paul Slazinger had given his book on successful revolutions: “I Tried and Failed and Cleaned Up Afterwards, so It’s Your Turn Now.”
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She said that she looked at all the Polly Madison books in Celeste’s room one time, and couldn’t believe she’d written them. “Maybe you’re a plagiarist,” I said. “That’s what I feel like sometimes,” she said.
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“Hold your hand in front of your eye,” she said, “and look at those strange and clever animals with love and gratitude, and tell them out loud: ‘Thank you, Meat.’ ” So I did. I held my hands in front of my eyes, and I said out loud and with all my heart: ‘Thank you, Meat.’ ” Oh, happy Meat. Oh, happy Soul. Oh, happy Rabo Karabekian.