We Need to Do Something

by Max Booth III

The way they act around one another, it’s less like a marriage, more like an epic rivalry. Maybe that’s what all relationships are like. Maybe nobody actually loves each other. They just argue and fight and have babies and scream and break things and eventually everybody dies. The outcome will always be the same, no matter what anybody tries to do. Everybody dies. The end.

Guys who think they’re owed everything just for having a dick. Delusional assholes who think they’re the center of the universe. Barf.

Things like this, they have a way of coming out one way or the other. You can’t light a fire and expect nobody to get burned.