Spoiler Alert (Spoiler Alert, #1)

by Olivia Dade

Then she clicked on the thread to find out what the fuck had just happened.

Advanced Mammary Warfare Tactics

“Apparently we can come back later this afternoon to dry-hump against his fence again.” “During normal business hours.”

I’m fat, and he wants me. I’m fat, and he doesn’t need me to change. I’m fat, and he’s proud of me.

“Snicksnack.