The Dragon Reborn (The Wheel of Time, #3)

by Robert Jordan

and jerked off to the Light knows where.

um...

“If you meet a woman—the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen—run!”

maybe if u werent so fucking stupid u would actually tell people about the crazy witch lady who told u exactly who she is

Elayne jumped in, voice ringing with command.

oh my god why r they so fucking stupid

“Be quiet, girl!”

LIKE SO STUPID

“We did not—” Egwene began,

LIKE WHY DO U KEEP TALKING

The woman who came in, dressed all in white silk and silver,

oh jesus here we go again

“Men always seem to refuse to admit they are sick until they’re sick enough to make twice as much work for women.

this is just like not true lmao

And almost as pretty as a girl,

gay

I have to get out of here.

im getting a little annoyed at all their refusals to accept their cool superpowers

My water is yours.”

DUNE???? I thought they might be like fremen but this is a little on the nose

Children of the Light.

perrin is literally public enemy number one to these guys and he has no idea

Hunter? You? You cannot be a Hunter. You’re a girl.”

perrin i thought u were a feminist what is this

I will be crying like a girl, next.

I guess he really ISNT a feminist

“on the same level, now.”

except u r literally an idiot

But we do not share him, Elayne. We can neither of us have him.

r we ever gonna ask what he wants

Egwene held on to saidar anyway.

every single time i make a note about her its to say how stupid she is

‘Blood of our blood mixed with the old blood, raised by an ancient blood not ours.’

ok so who is the old blood

The ring made a heavy thud as the Myrddraal tossed it back on the table.

NO NOT LANS RING

It is said only a child king survived, and he courts the death that took his land as other men court beautiful women.

he also courts THIS beautiful woman

This silly letter had to be the reason those men had come after him,

did u forget that u r the only person in the world who can blow that magic horn that literally everyone is hunting down

she gave a squawk and nearly dropped her bundle as he hoisted her up behind his saddle.

omg love this dynamic

Zarine had to throw her arms around his waist to keep from being tossed over the dun’s crupper. He thought she was laughing.

like okay perrin i see u

With an ankle

crazy that this is supposed to be hot

“Why, farmboy, I do not think I ever knew a man your age who could still blush.”

shes so flirty i love her

Heed me, Lan, and obey, as you swore to.”

um actually u have to wait until nynaeve becomes a full aes sedai so he can be HER warder and then u can die and stop pissing me off

Being in a bloody story isn’t reason enough for any but a madwoman!

hey king lets dissect ur patriarchy bc lioal literally is doing just that

Tigraine, the Light illumine her memory.

okay so clearly rand has SOME relation

the Daughter-Heir agreed with Nynaeve too often and too readily to suit Egwene. Only when Nynaeve is right,

and shes usually right unlike ur dumbass

“I am fine,” Egwene said casually as she took a chair.

OH MY GOD GET OVER YOURSELF

Egwene began to grow irritable listening.

BRO SHE IS LITERALLY SOLVING UR PROBLEMS STOP BEING SO BITTER THAT UR DUMB AND SHE ISNT

Men are not good for much beyond heavy hauling and getting in the way, most of the time—and kissing and such

SHES SO REAL

Elayne stalked across the floor and slapped Egwene’s face.

GOOD FOR YOU

I will tell them it was an outlander, but a tall man. With red-colored hair, and gray eyes. No one will suffer. A man I dreamed of last night. No one real.

NOT RAND CATCHING STRAYS LMAO HE CANT GET A BREAK

Perrin wondering if she was the beautiful woman Min had warned him against, too.

this wouldnt be a problem if min was smart enough to just tell him the NAME

On impulse, he gave her a quick kiss on the cheek and a grin. “And that’s for me.”

now that hess not infected by the evil darkness knife i actually love him

Burn me, if I did not know it was crazy, I would swear that was Rand!

is it really that crazy

Rand entered the chamber slowly, walking among the great polished redstone columns he remembered from his dreams.

YAY I MISSED U KING

It could not be him. It couldn’t, but I think it was.

U KNOW THAT THIS IS WHERE HE WAS GOING WHY COULD IT NOT BE HIM

“Faile,” he whispered to her. “My falcon.”

omg