‘Over here you’re always making the laws. Over there you’re always filling in a visa form. In India, people look at you to discover what is good, what is cool. You’re a demigod. In the West, you’d be another fucking immigrant. They’ll want to measure you, test you, give you cavity searches, put you in a box, send you back. Even if they let you in, they’ll tolerate you at best. Just for the eyeballs you’d bring, but they don’t really care. Your children might be stars. That’s not what you want.’
