The Power of Hades (The Hades Trials, #1)

by Eliza Raine

I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that you are a colossal prick.'

'I doubt that. He just told me never to talk to him again.' 'Which is angry-man-god-speak for: I'd very much like to have sex with you.'

my life mom and dad had gone on about my 'potential.' It was nothing but a word thrown around by parents with kids who were failing. Shame fizzed through me again. You're a failure and everyone knows it.

Did I tell you about the time Dionysus tricked Poseidon into having sex with a tree?'