Talk to me about your writing career. Show me how you did it. Every book by someone alive who isn’t Houellebecq I can’t get 30 pages into. You all suck. All much worse than me. Go make a living writing. Go talk about Trump like it fucking matters who’s president. You and the rest of the retarded children. Go make topical shit to sell ads, go make the fucking Tonight Show of Social Justice with Trans Jay Leno Brought to you by Comcast for Vice Facebook Exclusives. Get a taste of that sweet 28 g’s a year; try not to let your hands shake when you type the word “creative” on your fucking Linkedin.
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