“Yes, I get you. Ew! It’s not like Mordecai would let me slip away, anyway. He’s been on me like a turd on a toilet.” I had to pause, my face crinkling at the wrongness of the image. I waved it away. “Whatever. Just stay safe. I should only be indisposed for a couple hours.” “Why aren’t you giving this lecture to Mordecai?” she asked. “Because Mordecai is sane. You are not.”
