Strong and muscular, yes, but still possible and not very far off from my own measurements. Flash forward to 2002, and G.I. Joe was still five feet ten, but his waist had shrunk to twenty-eight inches, his chest ballooned to fifty inches, and his biceps bulged to twenty-two inches, close to the size of his waist. If he were a real human, he would be unable to touch his own shoulder, let alone execute an impossible special ops mission and save the planet. Can you imagine how hilarious that South Park episode would be? G.I. Joe parachutes in to stop a bomb from detonating, but he can’t reach
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